Oh no. No you don't. Resolute now, and less simply uncomfortable, John got up off the couch with a determined expression and followed after, planting himself in the doorway. "I'm not letting you go through this alone," he mouthed, and rested against the doorway like a fixed reminder that this wasn't so much about nosing in on Bobby's secrets as making sure Bobby didn't feel John was gonna abandon him or anything.

Okay, so listening in was just a bonus. Couples could share some of their secrets, right?